You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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