You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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