i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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