We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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