where am i from again
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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