You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We left an ass print on the piano.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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