i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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