Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
