Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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