Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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