Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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