They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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