sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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