i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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