Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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