hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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