dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
i now understand why vodka
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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