no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Randomize
