Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The air taste purple.
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