I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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