It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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