Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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