i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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