HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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