The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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