I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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