I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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