Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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