Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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