just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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