I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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