Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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