everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's official drugs can't kill me
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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