Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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