Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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