dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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