He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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