just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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