yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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