My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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