Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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