We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she told me i tasted like america
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We smell like vodka and hangover
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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