Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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