Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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