I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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