The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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