Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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