you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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