He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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