Nicole vs. Life
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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