Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this beer tastes like vomit already
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
