i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Never joke about your clitoris.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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