Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
time to smoke my breakfast
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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