i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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