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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me

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  It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I found those 18 whoppers we bought.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.

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• (914): View more from New York

  my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Do you remember last night?

  (650): View more from California

  Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.

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