yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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