You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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