well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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